Mr. Bigglesworth BIGGLES
Mayday Mayday! Dr. Evil and his beloved pet crash landed on an island somewhere in the South Pacific after their first attempt of landing on the moon. They woke up realizing that because of their hasty escape in a cryogenic capsule - the right ball of the rocket - that all of their hair had fallen out rendering them permanently hairless.
They woke up also realizing that it’s summer 2021 and their use of laser beams to destroy major cities on earth turning it into a Death Star is no longer a viable solution.
They still want to go to the moon, and they still want to hold the world’s leaders hostage but they need something better than laser beams. They needed to find someone they trust to update them with the current state of the new world: Mini-Me! It turns out Mini-Me is well and alive and now one of the most respected cryptographers in the world.