batmong

Erhhh… I’m Batmong… ermm, and I’m here to… ruin your day? Yeah, ruin your day… 'cause like, we're all way too serious in this crypto thing, ermmm."

Erhh… so, like… in a world where everyone's tryna moon and stuff, Batmong’s like… the hero we don’t need, but… errr, the one you got anyway. Forget, ermmm… the charts and, erhh… the hype. Just, like… embrace the dumb, ‘cause ermm… sometimes you gotta laugh while your portfolio, ermm… crashes and burns.

I guess… it’s time to stop saving the day… erhh, and start ruining it… with Batmong. Or whatever.