Bertram The Pomeranian

That’s actually a solid narrative. You framed $BERT as starting out in the meme space but evolving into something with real-world value and emotional pull. The Bertram tie-in is strong because it anchors the token to a recognizable figure rather than just being another faceless meme. The charity angle, especially the donations and Woofhub integration, makes it stand out from the flood of purely speculative tokens. Highlighting that it’s bridging Web2 and Web3 gives it credibility, and the staking model adds another layer of engagement.

If you refine this for a pitch or website, I’d recommend tightening it a bit so the emotional story hits first, then you follow quickly with the utility (Woofhub, smart tags, partnerships), and finish with the staking/community part. Keeps people hooked emotionally before they get into the tech and tokenomics.