IKEA BAG

1. Thou shalt always assemble thine IKEA $BAG transactions without reading the instructions.
2. Honor thy meme lords and worship the holy GIFs and memes of IKEA $BAG.
3. Thou shalt HODL and never FUD, for patience is the path to enlightenment.
4. Remember the Pump Day, to keep it holy, and never miss an opportunity to shill.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Lambo, for we all drive IKEA $BAG carts.
6. Blessed are the whales, for they shall inherit the deep liquidity pools.
7. Thou shalt tweet only in memes and GIFs, for serious talk is blasphemy.
8. Thou shalt never skip leg day, for a strong holder has strong legs.
9. Thou shalt convert all fiat into IKEA $BAG, for true wealth lies in memes.
10. Thou shalt embrace volatility, for it is the roller coaster of our faith.

May the meme be with you!